While Texas once again faltered in Big 12 play, falling to the Kansas Jayhawks, 80-68, there was something for all Texas fans to take away from last night’s game: The incredibly-stacked Texas fan who was sitting behind the Jayhawks’ bench. I don’t know her name and I doubt I ever will, but that doesn’t matter anymore. Her assets, on the other hand, certainly do matter — at least from where I’m sitting — because they give credence to the belief that everything is indeed bigger in the Lone Star State.
Case in point:
Um, yeah. That’s a really big t-shirt she’s wearing. Sorry for the blatant objectification, but sometimes, the truth is the truth.
Thanks to my man Rob for pointing her out last night. Oh, and I’m sorry the images aren’t completely clear, but that’s the nature of camera phones. If anyone has a clearer image, please send it my way — as well as any information you might have on Miss Texas Fan With the Large T-Shirt..
Update:
Another image; although, it’s still a little pixelated.
And I’m working on finding more. Again, any information and/or clearer images would be much appreciated.
Actually, Morningstar isn’t a bad free throw shooter (23-29 last season, 12-16 so far this year), but I’m not really sure what the hell is going on with that one. Granted, it didn’t hurt the game’s bottom line — that is, Kansas essentially rolled Texas — but man, it’s doubtful Morningstar will be able to live that particular shot down anytime soon. I imagine it will be played on a loop at the Jayhawks practices for at least the rest of the week.
Um, I thought CBS rejected the commercial for that gay dating site. Apparently, I was wrong. It’s either that, or we know what jinxed Matt Stover on his missed field goal.
No, that wasn’t a anonymous cell phone image posted on a random Saints forum somewhere. Instead, you can thank Getty Images for the picture, which captured a particularly exuberant Saints fan and her obvious desire to expose her boobs. And then they put the image on perhaps the popular sports site on the Internet — Yahoo Sports — making sure it wouldn’t go unnoticed.
Here’s hoping Miss Saints Boobs Fan made it home OK. Oh, and to the bloggers making fun of her with “Do No Want” type of comments, please. Just stop. If you were a Saints fan, in the same crowd, you would’ve done the same thing, if not tried to bogart in on SBF’s fun. Don’t lie. It’s unbecoming.
I, for one, admire her exuberance, among other things; although, I’m left wondering if she received any beads for her celebratory exposure?
While we were treated to an enjoyable game, unfortunately, the other reason people tune into Super Bowl Sunday, the commercials, were lacking. Lately, the attempts to be humorous fall flat. This includes such mainstays like Budweiser and Coca-Cola.
Admittedly, while I did name Budweiser, their “Bud Light House” commercial was kind of cute, but that’s it, and from a company responsible for the Bud Bowl, I guess I expected more. There were, however, a few that stood out and thanks to the power of YouTube, we can enjoy them together.
Drew Brees is your Super Bowl MVP, and rightfully so. The quarterback clinic he put on from the second quarter on was one for the ages. After missing on four passes in the first quarter, Brees only had three more incomplete passes for the rest of the game. Because of that, Brees got to tell the world he and his family are going to Disney World, a benefit of being the Super Bowl MVP. While Brees’ MVP resume is full of qualifiers — the two-point conversion, for one — it was a Saints defender who had the game’s MVP*.
I’m talking about Tracy Porter, of course, and his game-deciding pick-six interception of Peyton Manning. To put it bluntly, it was a thing of football beauty, regardless who you root for.
