Apparently, White Men Can Jump Just Fine

March 28th, 2008 at 10:03 am
By Chris

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Contrary to the stories told to us by Sidney Deane and Billy Hoyle, some white kids can indeed jump. Well, if their names are Joe Alexander, I guess. It’s not often we find a 6-8 white guy with a 40-inch vertical. But when we do, it can lead to thunderous things. Like so:

Tom Chambers anyone? Of course, Alexander didn’t jump over and through anyone there but the fact he was almost head-high to the rim did remind me of Chambers destroying Marc Jackson.

I would say something like, “ain’t dunking a wonderful thing,” but I’ve never known the joy — unless we are talking 8-foot rims.