I want to thank whatever deity you choose for letting us have Bruce Pearl in this world. The Tennessee coach is a god among men, and while his new football coach counterpart might be making a lot of the headlines in Knoxville, he’ll never approach the stratosphere Bruce Pearl resides on — hot wife or not. Another god among men, Jai Eugene, call Pearl’s stint on the mic “a rap song of total domination.”

Considering how the blogosphere is eating this — and all things “Bruce Pearl” — up, Jai might be on to something. Vols, bitch, indeed.

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