Dexter Pittman is All That is Man
January 6th, 2010 at 12:29 pmBy Chris
The Urban Dictionary defines the term “All that is man” as “title applied to men who have reached the peak of masculinity, ex: firemen, lumberjacks, ironmen, navy seals.” Sounds like a perfect description of Dexter Pittman, who is the current definition of the word “beast.” Perhaps this goes without saying — I mean, his listed measurements are 6-10, 290 — but still, sometimes even the obvious needs restating.
Pittman extended his beast-like qualities to another level against the Arkansas Razorbacks last night with this gaudy stat line: 21 points (10-15 shooting) and 10 rebounds. Oh, he also had this beastly dunk to start the second half, but since ESPN doesn’t want us to embed their video, here’s a link (13-second mark).
Granted, the only player the Razorbacks could throw at Pittman was Michael Washington (6-9, 239), and while Washington held his own scoring-wise (14 points), he only had two total rebounds. I’m guessing dragging the likes of Pittman up and down the court limits one’s effectiveness when cleaning the defensive glass.
One thing’s for sure, the upcoming Texas/Kansas basketball game (At Texas on February 8th) is going to be an absolute brawl. I, for one, can’t wait to watch Pittman and Cole Aldridge beat on each other for two-plus hours.
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January 8th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Yeah that KU/Texas game is going to be awesome! I’d also like to see (in say, March-not quite yet) Pittman matched up against DeMarcus Cousins. Can you imagine the seismic readings of that battle?! The phrase “Earth-shattering” comes to mind
January 8th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I think Pittman would eat Cuz alive right now.
January 8th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh without a doubt. It would be ugly. And demoralizing