Emmitt Smith Thinks Patrick Ewing, Jr is Awesome
April 4th, 2008 at 9:19 amBy Chris
And after Patrick’s behind-the-back dunk from last night’s college skills competition thingie, I can’t say I blame him. Make sure you wait until the end to see Emmitt’s reaction.
Like Jimmy Dykes — he of the hot wife — says, that’s a 50. Don’t even bother going to the scorecards. What Ewing delivers is nasty enough, his father should be jealous — although, Patrick Ewing, Sr did have some vicious monster dunks of his own.
Just ask Dennis Rodman:
Of course, Senior was almost 7′ tall, but still, a vicious dunk is a vicious dunk. Bonus: foreign commentary.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I know I have seen someone do the dunk that Jr did in the NBA slam dunk contest but my PHd(ere) fails me at the moment. As for Sr, when you hurt yourself and lay on the ground after a dunk. Sorry but you lose some cred for that ish.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Yeah, but it’s hard for a 7-footer to jump over Dennis Rodman. The fact he got hurt on the landing only adds some Evel Knievel style points.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Well maybe if the Worm would have jumped or at least try to an attempt to block the shot. Sorry dude can’t him any props plus his arms are super long which to me means his jump wasn’t very high.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Well, we all know the Worm likes teabags, so why jump?