Ladies, prepare yourselves — again. Tim Tebow is not only single, but he’s also a virgin. And guess what? He plans on staying that way until he’s married. So for those of you planning on stalking him this upcoming season, keep in mind your succubus ways probably won’t work. But man, if they do, you had better take pictures — or at least do a “I had a threesome with Michael Phelps” style tell-all (N really SFW).

In all honesty though, when you are the savior of the universe — TIM!!! A-Ah!!! — do you really have time for physical pleasure? Not if you’re Tim Tebow, apparently. Sure, he says he’s “saving himself for marriage,” but personally, I just think his schedule is entirely too full. When he’s done rewriting the manual, College Football Greatness for Quarterbacks, then he’ll move on to girls.

Although, I’m not sure which undertaking is easier.

Then there’s this perspective, offered by Twitter friend, Mr. Ref:

LEAVE Tebow alone. After McNair and Gatti, we should be encouraging athletes NOT to be whores. *LOL*

And that, friends, is an accurate response.

Tags: Florida Gators, SEC Football, Tim Tebow

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