Comments on: Tiger Has Some Work Done On The Endoskeleton

By: Tiger Talks US Open Preperation

Tiger Talks US Open Preperation — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:48:32 +0000

[...] he hasn’t walked a full 18 since his knee surgery, Tiger Woods isn’t worried about being prepared for the US Open at Torrey Pines when it [...]

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:51 +0000

I wonder if he’s got the fazed plasma putter in the 40-watt range?

Made by Nike, of course.

By: David Utter

David Utter — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:55:49 +0000

“Listen. And understand. That tigernator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are choking on 3-foot putts for birdie.”

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:09:55 +0000

I don’t think Reese will be able to save her this time…

By: Sooze

Sooze — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:00:23 +0000

Sarah Connor does not approve.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:59:36 +0000

And then say something like “**** You, ***hole” while lifting up his mattress to grab his weapons so he can decimate the field at Torrey Pines.

Or something like that.

By: David Utter

David Utter — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:01:59 +0000

Tiger will remove the offending bit from his knee with a Swiss Army Knife, juggle it on the end of a driver for 60 seconds, then hit it 400 feet out of midair.