More Red Sox Goodness

March 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
By Chris

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Apparently, the Red Sox Nation refuses to let Brett Favre steal their spotlight… I mean, it is almost Opening Day. Bonus: this one trumps the group beatdown of a Yankees fan.

Jesse LevisAccording to numerous reports (original), Red Sox scout Jesse Levis decided his hotel’s adult entertainment selection just wasn’t good enough for what he was feeling. Instead, he turned his quest for personal gratification over to the urges that cause these type of responses:

A scout for the Boston Red Sox accused of committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool where at least two teenage girls saw him was arrested Monday, police said Tuesday.

Again I ask, what the hell is wrong with the Red Sox nation? How, in any way, shape or form could this be considered a good idea:

“Oh, I know. I need to ‘relieve myself’ and the hotel porn isn’t quite doing it for me. Look! Two teenage girls. Maybe if I open my curtain and ‘entertain myself,’ they won’t notice.”

????

Apparently, sexual peccadilloes aren’t part of the Red Sox scout screening process.

Ballhype: hype it up! Stumble it!

4 Responses to “More Red Sox Goodness”

  1. Xavier Says:

    The same thing that is wrong with the rest of the world. PERVERTED! He saw some Intentional Eye Candy. Could have been worse, he could have raped them and nothing ever happen to him.

  2. Chris Says:

    Hey, at least Kobe had to pay the girl. ;)

  3. Bryan Rigsby Says:

    This kind of shit is really getting old. WTF are these dumb bastards thinking. And yes, it definitely could have been worse. I just refuse to believe that these morons are so effed in the head that they can’t, for even a split-second, think “This might not be a good idea”. Unbelievable.

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