And yes, I did just rip the title from the children’s book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. What of it? Considering the night Howard had against the Oklahoma Bland Thunder, the altered title fits. Perfectly. It’ s not everyday someone posts a stat line as gaudy as this:

30 points, 19 rebounds and 10 blocked shots.

It was the first triple-double for Orlando’s man-child and considering his fantasy basketball-tastic output, it was worth the wait. In fact, if you were to ask Stan “Ron Jeremy” Van Gundy about waiting for a Howard triple-dip when the payoff is so impressive, I don’t think he’d have a problem with it.

Look, highlights!

In other Dwight Howitzer news, last year’s Slam Dunk champion announced he would be defending his title during February’s All-Star festivities. Can we expect a return of the Superman cape or is Howard thinking of bigger and better dunks?

Tags: Dwight Howard, Oklahoma City Thunder, Orlando Magic, Superman, Triple Double

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