Kobe Bryant: With Karate, I’ll Kick Your Ass
February 25th, 2008 at 4:08 pmBy Chris
Not only will Kobe Bean dunk on you, pull up for contested jumpers in your grill and lock you down defensively, he’s also trained to whomp your behind if that’s what it takes. According to the interview posted below, The Next One trains in Bruce Lee’s martial art, Jeet Kune Do, in order to make him an even better offensive player… well, that and to handle any Raja Bell clotheslines that may be upcoming.
Is it just me, or does Kobe have this air about him? One that gives off this, “I’m so much better than you” vibe? I mean, he’s not wrong in thinking that, by the way. I also like the way Kobe informs the interviewer he thinks he could kick his ass.
Maybe Bryant could tutor him like Bruce did Lao in Enter the Dragon.
Don’t think. Feel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Do you understand?
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February 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
That dude would seriously beat my ass! No, really.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Is that how he learned that slapshot from last year? Oh yeah where did that move go that was so natural?
March 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
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March 11th, 2008 at 9:01 am
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June 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
that reporter talks funny