Shaq The Physics Professor

November 17th, 2008 at 10:55 am
By Chris

Shaq Fu

So sayeth the Big Aristotle to Rodney Stuckey:

“The law of physics states that a body in motion stays in motion,” O’Neal said. “And if you have two objects that meet in the air, the smaller object is going to fall much harder at the same rate of speed it was going. I’ve never been the type of player to take anyone out. I was going for the ball.”

Now, lets see the yesterday’s lesson in action :

The actual law Shaq was referring to goes like this:

I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

Obviously, Shaq represented the external force while Rodney Stuckey represented the dude who just got knocked the hell out … Or down, depending on your perspective and ability to use hyperbole.

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4 Responses to “Shaq The Physics Professor”

  1. Bryan Rigsby Says:

    That was brutal. I’ve never thought of Shaq as a headhunter but damn. Looked like mostly cranium to me. And a lil’ ball.

  2. Chris Says:

    He was just teaching Stuckey some valuable physics lessons.

  3. rob Says:

    end of line punk,can stand the young slash hunters now that hes to old to hunt,he’ll have a camp candy style cartoon soon enough

  4. Chris Says:

    Shaq to Stuckey:

    “Tell my how my chest and arms taste.”

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