Emmitt Smith is Just For Men

January 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am
By Chris

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Emmit Smith, Just for Men Emmitt Smith, the NFL’s all-time leading rusher, Dancing with the Stars winner, and all-around great analyst (just ask Awful Announcing) has joined Keith Hernandez and Clyde Frazier as the newest spokesperson for Just For Men, the hair-coloring product that helps middle-aged men pull the women.

Because Emmitt is sporting the bald look, the target of the product he’s pushing is his beard, which, in the supporting commercial, is filled with gray (THE HORROR). Naturally, Emmitt applies the formula and presto, he’s no longer a member of the Running Back Rest Home.

*Sigh*

I’ll say this for Emmitt, he’s done a good job of keeping himself in the public eye since he retired. I mean, who can forget his green tasseled look in Dancing with the Stars? Maybe his new found confidence, courtesy of a no-longer-gray-beard, will help him when he’s in the studio for ESPN. BTW, here’s his commercial (bottom of the page) if you wanna see it.