No Jessica For Cowboys/Giants Game
January 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pmBy Chris
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Much to the dismay of bloggers everywhere, Tony Romo’s personal succubus (there’s got to be a morning after), Jessica Simpson, won’t be in attendance on Sunday when the Cowboys battle the Giants.
While some folks are taking bets on whether or not she will be there, word from Daisy Duke’s publicist is she won’t be.
Apparently, Jess will be at home working on more stuff for her father to pimp… well, that or working on a new album. Maybe she’ll be working on a sequel to Blonde Ambition, seeing how successful the first one was. If any of you Giants fans are thinking of driving down to Texas Stadium on Sunday and would like to remind Tony about who is and who isn’t at the game, we have just the thing for you.
Who would’ve thought it would take Miss Chicken-of-the-Sea to outshine all that is Terrell Owen’s ankle. Maybe Donovan could’ve used one of those while T.O. was in Philly…
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January 9th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I don’t know if it would have mattered, since Romo’s probably going to toss the ball to Marion the Barbarian 30 times anyway, instead of throwing downfield a lot. As far as TO being out, I’ll believe it for sure after the game.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Oh, I think T.O. will play. But think about it, we haven’t heard a damn thing about him all season, especially now when he’s hurt… an opportune time for the Mouth That Roared to do just that. All everyone cares about is Tonessica…
January 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
WTF, Tony Romo is the third best quaterback right now.
January 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Tony Romo is the best.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Yeah it’s pretty sad this is getting all of the publicity when the game itself should be a great one…And we’ll escape the darkness
We won’t be searching anymore!!!!!
January 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Jessica Simpson=Yoko Romo