T.O. Does Yardbarker

January 9th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
By Chris

Terrell Owens

And the Yard is absolutely exploding with some of the most masterful comments in sports-related forum, perhaps ever. In what amounts to a coup, the YBN introduced Terrell Owen today as part of their “Verified Athlete” blogging crew, and boy, the response is something to be seen–and read. T.O.’s first post asks a very simple, but effective question: What would the reaction be if it he who said those things about Cris Carter instead of the other way around? What would the outcry be?

First, a reminder of Cris Carter’s eloquence:

Now, imagine T.O. saying that about Carter. ESPN and the rest of the sports-loving free world would be taking him to task right now, between the mouthfuls of the Tim Tebow feast. Cris Carter, on the other hand, gets a fairly easy pass for suggesting Owens go the way of a horse with a broken leg. Interesting dichotomy.

Anyway, that’s not the only reason I’m mentioning Owens’ debut post. No, the reason for this post is the reactions T.O.’s presence brings to the table, something YBN hasn’t dealt with much since the initial “Beast Mode” posts–save the occasional Donovan McNabb post.

Here’s a sampling of the reactions Owens produces–keep in mind, the Yard is crawling with Iggles fans. I’m keeping these quotes all nice and sic’d up for your enjoyment.

Justwannawinna:

My question to you is why would you leave a future HOF QB for a mediocre QB who has more than enough talent around him to win but still can’t get it done? ITS been 2, 3YRS T.O. you couldve had 2, 3 rings by now..

Which begins a theme:

rustysrf89:

Hey TO whats the meaning of all this??? Is this simply your attempt to make good with eagles fans cause you realized you screwed up and you’re never gonna win with homo and now you wants to come back to one of the best QB’s in the league??

HHR sums up the thoughts of us bystanders quite nicely:

OH SWEET LORD! Welcome! This is going to be fun!

Then, some sycophantic posters appear, complete with words of wisdom and respect. This leads to some great back-and-forth, the kind you can only find on the Intertubes:

ApplesauceK:

What up T.O.? Listen, you and Cris Carter are not in the same leauge anymore. Yea, he was a great reciever in HIS time, but now it’s Your time & I think that is a little bit of jealousy slipping out. Don’t let what he said get you into a verbal war w/ him in the media. (he’ll win cuz he IS the media now) Just come back next year, wave to the haters, and put on that smile that everyone loves to hate! The ONLY way to get them off your back is to win a Super Bowl.& if you get Super Bowl or regular season MVP, you’ll make everyone that talks negative about you eat their words! Watch the same ones that diss you now, be the first ones in line to apologize & act like they never did anything to try to hurt you. Keep doin what your doin, cuz whether they like it or not, you’re a hero & a football great to ALOT of people.

wubanga101:

A HERO!!???????!!!!!??? You must live in a very vast dream world! This man is the epitome of what not to be! The most self-indulgent player of our time! Let’s recap; He is run out of San Fran because of his antics and was traded to Baltimore, where he refused to play. Because of his refusal he found his way to Philly where he originally wanted to play. Upon his arrival in Philadelphia he signs a 7 year contract. During his first season he was a god Philly scoring 14 TD’s in 11 games and returned from a broken leg to play in the superbowl. He had the city and all of Eagles nation in his back pocket for all eternity even after his team deprecating comments of McNabb after the superbowl. Then his career took a devasting turn for the worst with his decision to hire Drew Rosenhaus…

banga101’s response goes on for some time.

Then there are the trash talkers providing nifty little zings for Owens’ amusement–provided he reads the responses:

terilyns:

Hey T.O., good luck this weekend in the playoffs. Oh wait, I forgot you’ll be watching from home again this year!

Later on, someone starts quoting Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” in reference to Jerry Jones. All-in-all, a great time is being had by all, with gems like, “you are a walking train wreck. You are unstable, selfish, and immature,” and “Take a page from Jerry Rice’s book…” but it’s BleedGreen99 who goes for it all with this ALL CAPS gem:

I HATE YOU, YOU IMPETUOUS FOOL. I RESPECT YOUR ABILITY AS A PLAYER, BUT YOUR LACK OF CHARACTER, LEADERSHIP QUALITIES, MORALS AND INABILITY TO PUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF FIRST IS SICKENING. PHILLY GAVE YOU THEIR HEART AND YOU BROKE IT. KARMA IS A BIATCH. That about sums it up.

Oh Snap!

I’m not sure I can do any better than that, so I’ll just stop here. I will say, however, I do think Owens makes a valid point. Good times.

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One Response to “T.O. Does Yardbarker”

  1. Bryan Rigsby Says:

    OMG that sh*t is effin hilarious! I have read so many of those comments my brain has turned to gruel. Love the Cowboy/Eagle war. I felt like crap when I woke up today but now…couldn’t feel better! Love the pic of Jerry Jones as the devil. Classic. Blah blah blah blah blah. Bunch of f***in’ whiners.

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