Parcells Is A Fan of The Sparanos

January 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am
By Chris

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The Big Tuna got his man in Tony Sparano; the now previous offensive line coach for the Dallas Cowboys. No word on whether or not the meeting took place at the Bada Bing Club… or whether or not Sparano will be able to avoid those RICO predicates either.

Bada Bign

The Dolphins have filled their head coaching vacancy with the announcement that Tony Sparano will be succeeding Cam Cameron as the Dolphins head capo (Tuna is the Don). This is the fifth head coaching replacement for the Fins since Don Shula retired in 1995, which is almost one every two years…

No word on who Sparano will hire as his lieutenants.

Also, there’s been no word from Sparano as to why his offensive line couldn’t block the New York Giants pass rush any better than it did in last Sunday’s Cowboys/Giants Divisional Playoff game.

FWIW, a reader in Miami is thinking the same thing in reference to the Sopranos similarities… at least according to the comments in the Miami Herald article:

“AS I PREDICTED. THEY HIRED THE CRACKER MAFIOSO!”

And that gem was posted by someone called Rev. Jesse Jackson.

Ballhype: hype it up! Stumble it!

One Response to “Parcells Is A Fan of The Sparanos”

  1. David Utter Says:

    I wonder which Super Bowl ring Sparano had to kiss - the one from ‘86 or the one from ‘90.

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