You know, I don’t really have a problem with celebrity relationships. I mean, they do make the world go around. If you doubt that, ask yourself why things like TMZ and Perez Hilton exist. Anyway, one of the more popular celebrity stories has to do with who is following Kim Kardashian’s ass around involves Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, who apparently likes ghetto booties A LOT more than any of us could have ever suspected — to the tune of $20 million engagement rings if reports are to be believed.

And for the sake of Bush’s manhood, I hope they aren’t.

Anyway, the hub-bub is — thanks to Rick Bozich, of all people — Bush and Kardashian are shopping for engagement rings, well, Kim is, anyway, and apparently, she’s got her eyes on a rock that costs — that’s right, you guessed it — $20 million. For a ring with a hardened piece of coal as the centerpiece. Twenty million dollars. For a ring.

Hell, when Kobe bought Vanessa off apologized to Vanessa, it only cost him $4 million, and after reading that, I’m wondering just what the hell it is Kim is looking at — and why on earth is Reggie Bush, a player trying to, oh, correct some negative images about him on the football field, would even entertain such silliness. Like I said, I guess he really shares Six-Mix-A-Lot’s outlook on life. But to the tune of 20 million dollars?

You know, it was once said by artists better than I that money can’t buy you love. I’m wondering if either Paul, John, Ringo or George ever tried to buy the girl in question an engagement ring worth a little under half of what their original recordings cost?

As for Bush and his apparent failed claim to regain his manhood, perhaps he can get USC to help with the bill. Oh wait, that was his agent-to-be-but-never-happened, right?

Tags: An Athlete and His Money, Kim Kardashian, Money Matters, New Orleans Saints, Reggie Bush

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