Darius Miles Is Awfully Articulate
December 6th, 2007 at 3:23 pmBy Chris
This video is going around the blogosphere and normally, I try not to pile on, but when something this great comes along, you have to join in the fun. What we have here is a video from a “dunk contest” from Spike’s failed attempt to merge the worlds of trampolines, hockey, and basketball: Slamball.
While the dunk being performed is kinda interesting, as is listening to Sacramento Kings coach Reggie Theus’ commentary—”It’s just SICK”—the true gem of this video comes around the 20 second mark when the “sideline reporter” asks Darius Miles what he thought of the dunk… and his response may be the best thing I’ve ever seen anywhere. Ever.
If anyone can figure out what he’s saying OR is trying to say, you may have a job working as a universal translator; something that will undoubtedly come in handy when we encounter new life during our ongoing mission of exploring strange, new worlds.
Hat-tip to Can’t Stop the Bleeding for pointing this out.
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December 6th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Maybe you can get Darryl Dawkins to come back from Lovetron long enough to translate this.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
He might name a dunk after it, but that’s about all he’ll be able to accomplish w/that nonsense.
/Chocolate Thunder FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
WTMF!! The Scoliosis Spine Compressor took the cake for me. Sebadadiba oooh wee say da tay…say da tay!
December 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Why the hell is this just now going around “the blogosphere”. This is really old. Reggie wasn’t even at Loserville when that dunk took place. As a matter of fact he wasn’t even the coach of the NBC show “Hang Time”. Don’t get it. Maybe I’m not suppose to either.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
The video got popular because of Darius’ muddled response more than anything.