Weekly Pwnage: Colt Brennan
November 13th, 2007 at 11:17 amBy Chris
Welcome to our inaugural “Weekly Pwnage” post! In this segment, we will feature the nastiest form of sports ownership of the current week, in whatever form it manifests. Be it a hard hit, foul, wreck, interview, commercial—if a player gets pwned, or better yet, pwns themselves, it will get featured here. However, instead of Tuesdays, these segments will probably appear on Fridays.
And again, if you can think of a better name, by all means, let me know in the comments section. Prizes await the winner.
This week, we only have one, true nominee: Colt Brennan getting absolutely destroyed by Fresno’s Marcus Wiley, although, UK losing to Gardner-Webb is a REAALLLLLY close second. Hey Colt, perhaps a slide drill is in order… Enjoy:
November 13th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Colt got his cylinder spun for him, didn’t he? The QB really misfired on that run. Wiley unloaded both barrels into him. I’m here all week, try the veal.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I guess they don’t teach sliding at Hawaii. I’m surprised Colt didn’t get his head blown off (you aren’t the only one with jokes
).
November 15th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Ouch! Colt apparently didn’t hear the coaches screaming “pahe’e!pahe’e!” and got his pele rung. Again, ouch!