Weekly Pwnage: Tornado Kicks Are Lethal

January 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
By Chris

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I’ve always been a fan of the Martial Arts scene, even though I’m as gifted in this area as a penguin is at flying. So when I come along something like this, it really needs to be shared. What we have is footage from a Martial Arts competition featuring two members from what looks like the youth bracket. All I can say is keep an eye on the kid away from the camera because I don’t think he sees it coming. At all:

Would it be appropriate to quote Smokey from Friday here because I think it goes without saying? What’s worse, I have little doubt the one doing the kicking could take me out just as fast…

Watch out kid, the UFC may be calling you soon. Do you feel up to challenging Kimbo Slice? I’d put my money on the whirlwind tornado kick.

Ballhype: hype it up! Stumble it!

2 Responses to “Weekly Pwnage: Tornado Kicks Are Lethal”

  1. Xavier Says:

    Come on now. You know Kimbo would redrum this kid. If you don’t know, you better youtube him. One last thing don’t ever talk money if you aren’t serious.

  2. Chris Says:

    He’s too quick for Kimbo… and when Kimbo came lurching in, he’d meet the tornado of death.

    ;)

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