No, IF did not become the latest Marvel Comics blog — although, I like the sound of that — but when his death has been widely reported, these errors must be pointed out: Captain America is alive and apparently, he likes watching his soccer team play in the Gold Cup, b-team or not. Oh, and it looks like he turned his shield into a tuba.

Looks like the reports of his resurrection were quite accurate after all.

Tags: Awesome Fans, Captain America, Team USA, US Soccer

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