Ladies, you might want to restrain yourself before reading any further.
Seriously.
All strapped in? Good. OK, here’s some news you might not expect: The savior of the known universe; AKA the best college football quarterback, maybe ever; AKA, supreme circumcision being; AKA, Tim Tebow is — wait for it — SINGLE. Thanks [...]

Were the Boston Red Sox behind the Mitchell report? Carl seems to think so.