Posts Tagged ‘Bad Athletes’

Plaxico’s Unfortunate Half Stache

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Now, I’m not trying to kick a man in the same leg he shot while he’s down, but damn, sometimes athletes confound me with their grooming habits. What we have here is disgraced receiver Plaxico Burress during his interview with ESPN’s Jeremy Schapp. The interview itself is standard fare with Burress trying his [...]

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That’s A Lot of Hooch (Corey Blount)

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

As you can see in my lead image, every time I read about a drug bust of note, I’m immediately taken back to the delightful post-pot bust scene from Super Troopers. Thanks to Corey “Fat” Blount, I’m currently reliving these scenes as we speak.
“Where’d you learn that Cheech? Drug school?”
Super Trooper digressions aside, [...]

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This is How You Apologize (Charles Barkley)

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Contrition is a wonderful thing and Charles delivers. Taking a queue from CSTB, compare this with the gibberish Alex Rodriguez offered the other day. His delivery sounds like a poor script reading for an upcoming sports sitcom on ESPN. Notice, Charles didn’t use a prepared statement as A-Rod did, and yet, he [...]

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Dirk Minnifield – From Dunker To Swindler?

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

While Dirk Minnifield was playing for the University of Kentucky, he threw down one of the best dunks I’ve ever seen in a college basketball game. Better, even, than Chris Wright’s from last week. The above video supports my position.
Now, the former Wildcat/NBA journeyman is in trouble for his part in $10 million [...]

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