By now, we’ve all heard about Tampa Bay Buccaneer Greg White’s name change to Stylez G. White, which might be one of the best stories of the year. White’s name change was so dramatic, so cool, it pretty much dwarfed Chad Ocho Cinco’s failed attempt. At least White doesn’t have to worry about [...]

While the Bengals continue to mismanage the career of T.J. Houshmandzadeh, the franchise’s center of attention continues to say some of the damnedest things. This time, Ocho Cinco discusses how his performance troubles are related to a monster he has to fight.
The eloquent one elaborates (memo to the Cincinnati Enquirer: do some [...]

Being a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals is never an easy proposition. The decade-long struggles, the bad draft picks, the list goes on. Occasionally however, even a moribund franchise like the Bengals can collect just enough talent to be interesting again. Such was the case when Carson Palmer, Chad “Don’t Call Me [...]

Chad Johnson is no more. Long live Chad Ocho Cinco. The name change you all heard about, while being legally official when it was announced, is now officially official as the Cincinnati Bengals made the change on the roster and the depth chart.
They also have a release discussing Chad Eight Five’s new name:
“Effective [...]

Words absolutely fail me here, but I’ll try — say goodbye to Chad Johnson. That person no longer exists, at least in the NFL. The person you once knew is now legally called Chad Ocho Cinco. That’s right folks, he legally changed his name to match the sideline stunt he pulled two [...]