Posts Tagged ‘Chad Ochocinco’

Brady Quinn’s Fine Is Inconsistent

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

During the Cleveland Browns’ futile appearance against the Baltimore Ravens, Brady Quinn threw an interception and while he was trying to tackle cornerback Chris Carr, he went low and “cut” linebacker Terrell Suggs, who suffered a badly sprained MCL due to Quinn’s contact. Needless to say, Quinn’s tackle attempt was not well received in [...]

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Ochocinco Fined for Bribe Attempt

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Commissioner Goodell decided Chad Ochocinco’s playful bribe attempt during last Sunday’s game against the Baltimore Ravens was too much for Neat Fun League to endure, and so, they walloped Ochocinco’s bank account to the tune of $20,000. So yeah, offer a ref a dollar to “influence” a call? You might want to add [...]

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Ray Lewis Will Decapitate You

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Oh yeah, the Cincinnati Bengals are for real. Just ask the Baltimore Ravens. Ask them about Cedric Benson or Andre Caldwell. While you are at it, ask Ray Lewis whether trying to take Chad Ochocinco’s head off is worth a 15-yard penalty, one that undoubtedly helped the Bengals on their game-winning drive. [...]

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As Ocho’s World Turns (Cincinnati Bengals)

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Whether he’s kicking unexpected extra points — well, I might add — teaching us how to say “f**k you” to folks without actually insulting them, or seeking financial advice from head coaches, one thing’s pretty clear: It’s Ocho’s world and we are merely observers put here to chronicle his activities. About the extra [...]

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Ocho’s Twitter Stream Delivers

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Between here and Cincy Jungle, I’ve been on a little kick concerning Chad Ochocinco’s Twitter profile. It’s becoming a thing of legend, and if he keeps using it like he has been, I fear it will be taken from us all too soon. By now, you probably know about Chad’s use of Twitter [...]

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Reebok Enables Ochocinco

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

As Chad Ocho Johnson Cinco embraces the social media craze — Twitter and Ustream are his “drugs” of choice — he’s brought an older catchphrase back into our everyday vernacular: Child, please. These two words pretty much permeate throughout Chad’s current Internet existence. Take these examples… for example:

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