Posts Tagged ‘Chris Henry’

Chris Henry Gets Lucky

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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The charges from the arrest that resulted in Chris Henry and the Cincinnati Bengals parting ways have been dropped, meaning the receiver essentially got cut for nothing. But don’t blame the Bengals. Anyone with this kind of record [...]

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Bengals Inexplicably Release Odell Thurman

Monday, May 19th, 2008

After sticking by him through some dubious NFL-levied suspensions, the Bengals have released Odell Thurman. Of course, when you see a headline like this relating to the Bengals, you immediately think the player being punished or cut must have done something Bengal-like and got arrested or tried to start trouble with a valet attendant. [...]

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Ahmad Brooks Is Brilliant

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Apparently, the Cincinnati linebacker missed the “no punching” memo sent to Darius Songaila asking professional athletes to not punch others in the face. You could probably amend that to simply say, “no punching whatsoever” but I’m not sure if all of the Bengals players would get the message.

What we have is a neighborly dispute [...]

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Bengals Say “See Ya” To Chris Henry

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

After continuing displays of unadulterated brilliance, the Bengals front office decided their cup was was overflowing with Chris Henry’s stupidity and so, they released him. After reading the summary of his incidents since becoming a Bengal, it’s incredibly surprising it took this long.
Mike Brown, president of the Bengals organization, had this to say:
“Chris Henry [...]

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Chris Henry Must Not Like Training Camp

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Well, it’s either that, or he doesn’t like playing in the NFL. I mean, what else could explain his ability to consistently screw things up for himself by constantly doing his best to take vacations at Cincinnati’s local lock-up. Yes, the awesome life of Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been upgraded to [...]

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