Update your website, sir. It still has you in Cleveland Browns colors, and since LeBron had you excommunicated out of town, I’m not sure why you wouldn’t be eager to rid yourself of any Browns affiliations. Surely a member of your crew is web-savvy enough to make a few palette changes, no? [...]

The Cleveland Browns have found a replacement for the smoldering roster hole left behind by Braylon Edwards’ departure by signing LeBron James has a midseason replacement. Unfortunately, Chansi Stuckey doesn’t quite bring the same skill-set as King James, and he’ll be pushed to the side to make way for James’ immense talent. We [...]

LeBron’s answer to avoid getting dunked on in pick-up games? Play lazy basketball. Thanks to this find by Ethan over at NSEWSports, we see James has apparently learned his lesson when he’s going against college players who are now armed with the knowledge that dunking on LeBron can get you 15 strong [...]

Word is, Cleveland Cavaliers forward and Sideshow Bob lookalike Anderson Varejao has or will sign a $50 million contract extension to stay with LeBron and Shaq. Good for him. It’s always nice to maximize your potential monetarily — or, in some cases, over-maximize it. While it’s certainly not Varejao’s fault the Cavaliers [...]

The fine folks at Nike obviously don’t like seeing their golden child being dunked on, and so, seemingly at the behest of King James, they removed all footage of LeBron being baptized by Xavier’s Jordan Crawford at one of LeBron’s skills summer camps. According to those who saw it, it was a pretty nasty [...]

Look, growing up, I absolutely adored Michael Jordan. I bought his shoes, his jerseys, his basketball cards. Hell, I even had a copy of Rare Air sitting on my coffee table. So I think I have a good idea about fan worship. This find, however, goes a little too far, even [...]