Posts Tagged ‘Dumbass’

Chiefs Fans Don’t Want LJ Anymore

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

If Larry Johnson throws up “the roc” every time he scores a touchdown, he might want to throw one up for all the Kansas City Chiefs fans he’s scoring points with. In light of Johnson’s amazingly-brilliant Twitter rant and subsequent suspension, Chiefs fans have had enough of Number 27 and because of that, they [...]

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Chiefs Ask Larry Johnson To Sit Down, STFU

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, the Kansas City Chiefs have told the non-Twitter savvy Larry Johnson his services won’t be needed for the time being, as they deal with the fallout from stupidity that came from Johnson’s mouth since the Chiefs got manhandled by the San Diego Chargers last Sunday.
A team [...]

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Tiger Doesn’t Tolerate Mistakes Well

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Ah, there’s nothing like being your own harshest critic. I’m sure some of the more meeker folk would prefer Tiger not to get belligerent when he gets upset, but coming from someone who is also hard on themselves, I can understand his frustration…
Of course, I never beefed a drive in a PGA Major, either.
H/T [...]

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Bengals Say “See Ya” To Chris Henry

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

After continuing displays of unadulterated brilliance, the Bengals front office decided their cup was was overflowing with Chris Henry’s stupidity and so, they released him. After reading the summary of his incidents since becoming a Bengal, it’s incredibly surprising it took this long.
Mike Brown, president of the Bengals organization, had this to say:
“Chris Henry [...]

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Chris Henry Must Not Like Training Camp

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Well, it’s either that, or he doesn’t like playing in the NFL. I mean, what else could explain his ability to consistently screw things up for himself by constantly doing his best to take vacations at Cincinnati’s local lock-up. Yes, the awesome life of Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry has been upgraded to [...]

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