Posts Tagged ‘Emmitt Smith’

Emmitt Smith Thinks Patrick Ewing, Jr is Awesome

Friday, April 4th, 2008

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!And after Patrick’s behind-the-back dunk from last night’s college skills competition thingie, I can’t say I blame him. Make sure you wait until the end to see Emmitt’s reaction.

Like Jimmy Dykes — he of the hot wife — says, [...]

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Emmitt Smith is Just For Men

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Emmitt Smith, the NFL’s all-time leading rusher, Dancing with the Stars winner, and all-around great analyst (just ask Awful Announcing) has joined Keith Hernandez and Clyde Frazier as the newest spokesperson for Just For Men, the hair-coloring product that helps middle-aged men pull the women.
Because Emmitt is sporting the bald look, the target of the [...]

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