Posts Tagged ‘Emmitt Smith’

Emmitt Smith Thinks Patrick Ewing, Jr is Awesome

Friday, April 4th, 2008

And after Patrick’s behind-the-back dunk from last night’s college skills competition thingie, I can’t say I blame him. Make sure you wait until the end to see Emmitt’s reaction.

Like Jimmy Dykes — he of the hot wife — says, that’s a 50. Don’t even bother going to the scorecards. What Ewing delivers is [...]

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Emmitt Smith is Just For Men

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Emmitt Smith, the NFL’s all-time leading rusher, Dancing with the Stars winner, and all-around great analyst (just ask Awful Announcing) has joined Keith Hernandez and Clyde Frazier as the newest spokesperson for Just For Men, the hair-coloring product that helps middle-aged men pull the women.
Because Emmitt is sporting the bald look, the target of the [...]

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