Sometimes, celebration dances are a good thing for fans. It allows players to provide some additional entertainment for the fans. Granted, the “act like you’ve been there before” crowd doesn’t usually approve, but still, sometimes these celebratory dances work. Folks like Deion Sanders, Steve Smith and Chad Ochocinco come to mind. [...]

I’m not sure what would compel you to cheat on a woman like Cheryl Cole; maybe we’ll need to ask the Chelsea defender to see if he’d been kicked in the head beforehand. Anyway, the woman that may very well have control over a percentage of Cole’s EPL earnings is not sitting at home, [...]