Posts Tagged ‘Florida Gators’

Gators Chomp Polls

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Surprising absolutely nobody, the preseason USA Today/Coaches Poll for college football came out today, and guess what? The Florida Gators are the top team in the land. Now if, with the Gators coming off a BCS Championship, this revelation does actually surprise you, you probably haven’t been paying attention. Combine the lead [...]

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Tennessee Volunteers Keep On Swinging

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Following Lane Kiffin’s “we’re creating interest” lead, the Tennessee Volunteers haven’t been shy with the self/team-promotion as we get closer and closer to college football season. Whether it’s promoting safety Eric Berry for the Heisman with billboards, or posing with orange Lamborghinis for the upcoming team poster, the Volunteers have it covered.

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Too Much Drama (College Football Recruiting)

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

This here’s James Louis, one of the better prep wide receivers in the nation — #31 out of the Rivals top 100 receivers. Schools want him. Men want to be him. James, like most awesome prep football players, is from the state of Florida, meaning he’ll probably wind up at one of [...]

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No Sex For Tebow, Please

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Ladies, prepare yourselves — again. Tim Tebow is not only single, but he’s also a virgin. And guess what? He plans on staying that way until he’s married. So for those of you planning on stalking him this upcoming season, keep in mind your succubus ways probably won’t work. But [...]

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Tim Tebow = SWM

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Ladies, you might want to restrain yourself before reading any further.
Seriously.
All strapped in? Good. OK, here’s some news you might not expect: The savior of the known universe; AKA the best college football quarterback, maybe ever; AKA, supreme circumcision being; AKA, Tim Tebow is — wait for it — SINGLE. Thanks [...]

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John Wall Seems Bound for College

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

For one year, at least. There was a renewed bout of speculation following the news about John Wall — the most coveted non-committed basketball player in the land — potentially being eligible for the NBA draft. While this news may be late in getting to him — yeah, right — Wall is not [...]

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