Posts Tagged ‘Jerry Jones’

Jerry Jones Wins the Monitor War

Friday, August 28th, 2009

The NFL has officially ruled on the Dallas Cowboys video monitor controversy, and, unfortunately for the anti-Jerry Jones community, Jones won. According to PFT, the “monitor” does not have to be raised, and if a punted football hits it, the “do over” rule will be applied. Simply put, if a punter hits the [...]

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Jerry Jones Doesn’t Care About Your Scoreboard Complaints

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

For those of you who think Jerry Jones is an insufferable ass who should be made to raise his already NFL-legal scoreboard, the Dallas Cowboys God owner has two words for you: DeGeneration X.
For those of you unaware of D-X and the infamous saying associated with their name, see more here. [...]

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Dallas Jumbotron A Jumbo Obstacle

Monday, August 24th, 2009

First off, I know it’s not called a “Jumbotron,” but the it fits for title purposes. Moving on: The Dallas Cowboys new stadium is a testament to the “Everything is Bigger in Texas” motto. In fact, the stadium puts the saying into action with its massive high definition video monitor. However, [...]

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New Cowboy$ $tadium Ain’t Cheap

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Yesterday, Martellus Bennett tweeted something about touring the new $1.5 billion stadium for the Dallas Cowboys. The video in question is now live, and while the stadium does indeed look like modern marvel of sports venues, there a few things that stand out, as you can see in the lead image. When asked [...]

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Cowboys Add The Other Roy Williams

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

In light of the Tony Romo’s pinkie and the Pacman Jones suspension announcement, the Dallas Cowboys needed some good news to balance all that out and so, they traded for Roy Williams. Besides giving Brad Johnson and Tony Romo another target, the move allowed Jerry Jones to consolidate the different Roy Williamses onto one [...]

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Roger Goodell Spanks Pacman Jones

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Memo to the troubled NFL star trying to stay out of trouble: Don’t try to fight your bodyguard, privately or otherwise, under Roger Goodell’s watch. Just ask Adam “I’m not Pacman” Jones. The commissioner suspended Jones indefinitely, which adds a great deal to the steadily growing list of problems facing everybody’s sexy choice [...]

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