Terrell “I Eat Quarterbacks” Owens wants Mike Vick in Buffalo. I mean, not much else explains his newfound interest in the ostracized Vick. He’s doing interviews and sending out Tweets explaining his position — that is, Vick has been punished enough and suspending him for the beginning of the season is only overkill. [...]

If anyone should be facepalming themselves, it’s Kansas City running back Larry Johnson. After getting into yet another situation involving a nightclub, a woman and a spit drink, apparently, Johnson had a much-needed moment of clarity and issued a statement saying he was disgusted with himself and the direction his life and career are [...]

Herman Edwards continues to dig that grave confound the Chief fanbase, this time, by naming Tyler Thigpen as the starter for their game against Atlanta on Sunday. Edwards is doing so despite having a capable Damon Huard, who seems to be getting less love than a Memphis BBQ around the Chiefs facility apparently. [...]

I think I can say with some certainty that we are coming the end of the Mike Vick fallout, well, at least until the Falcons are on the clock next summer. But the situation refuses to just up and leave with saying goodbye. Last Monday while playing the Saints, a number of Falcons players decided to support their fallen comrade in various outgoing manners during the game and guess what?

A word of advice: When being investigated by the Federal Government, it’s important to tell the truth, especially if they are giving you a polygraph test. Apparently, Vick failed their lie-detector test, which led to his longer sentence, handed down yesterday.
The Atlanta Constitutional Journal has more:
U.S. District Court Judge Henry E. Hudson sentenced the [...]

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