Posts Tagged ‘Phoenix Suns’

Shaq The Physics Professor

Monday, November 17th, 2008

So sayeth the Big Aristotle to Rodney Stuckey:
“The law of physics states that a body in motion stays in motion,” O’Neal said. “And if you have two objects that meet in the air, the smaller object is going to fall much harder at the same rate of speed it was going. I’ve never been the [...]

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Another Definition for “Road Beef”

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The phrase “road beef,” especially among the world of professional athletics, refers to a certain type of woman that’s available to athletes during long road trips. Normally, this type of relationship begins in depths of strip clubs and is only rekindled when the player’s team is on the road. However, thanks to the [...]

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That’s Amare

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

While the Suns were beating the Pacers last night, Amare Stoudemire decided he’d dunk on Greg Foster’s face and land on top of him in the process. The dunk was just one basket in many for Stoudemire, but it might have been his most memorable.
What Amare wasn’t ready for was the Diesel-like response of [...]

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Shaq Still Looks Pretty Useful

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

It was a productive night for Phoenix’s big daddy last night, and it’s starting to look like a trend for the Diesel. Granted, the Suns’ season is only four games old, but so far, everything looks pretty good on the Shaquille O’Neal front. Last night, O’Neal helped the Suns win in New Jersey [...]

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Shaq Gets Kicked Off The Force

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

This is what you get when you get on the mic and spit crab rhymes about ex-teammates; rhymes that were expletive-laced and, quite frankly, reeked of jealousy: you get your badge revoked. Just ask Shaquille O’Neal.
Now that his petty performance has hit the mainstream, O’Neal is learning people are responsible for [...]

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When Shaq Talks, Crap Comes Out

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

By now, you’ve probably seen the Shaq-Dissing-Kobe video, courtesy of TMZ. In it, O’Neal revitalizes a feud by issuing a lyrical assault towards the league MVP. Included in Shaq’s lyrical virtuoso are gems like, “tell me how my ass tastes” and “I’m a horse. Kobe ratted me out. That’s why I’m getting divorced. [...]

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