If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to our RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Otherwise known as the “No Cheerleaders” division — except for Minnesota. I guess that’s why I’m leading with them; well, that and Purple Jesus. Due to time constraints, these will be a little shorter than the previous division [...]

The man with the awesome Crown Victoria decided he’d show off at the NFL Combine yesterday and to do so, he ran a blazing fast 40-yard dash, however, they can’t seem to form a consensus about his official time.
Whatever it was, 4.33 or 4.27, it was fast - faster than Purple Jesus’, in [...]

Being juked so bad it breaks your ankles is never a good thing. Just ask Kenoy Kennedy, safety for the Detroit Lions. Kennedy was one of the unlucky soles assigned to tackle the Minnesota Viking rookie sensation, Purple Jesus… I mean Adrian Peterson. Coming back from his two-game absence due to a knee injury, Peterson came out like he had something to prove.