… is like Cornflakes without the milk. Thanks to the inspirational words of Oran “Juice” Jones, I now have an appropriate way to frame tonight’s MLB Home Run Derby, which takes place tonight at Yankees Stadium, of course (with no Yankees participating). Now, before you label me as a baseball buffoon (rightfully so, [...]

You have to believe Ryan Howard is at home right now, quoting the unforgettable words from the immortal Dave Chappelle show: “I’m rich, biyatch!!!!” Oh, it’s true. It’s true. The Philadelphia Phillies home run machine won his arbitration case yesterday to the tune of $10 million for this upcoming season—a record amount for [...]