The groundhog known as Brett Favre announced he did in fact see his shadow and will stay underground for a few more weeks, subjecting us to more speculation — Um, why would you still be working out if you were serious about retirement, Brett? You didn’t think it was seriously over, did you? [...]

OK, folks. You can put the nooses, the knives and the guns away: Brett Favre is staying retired — well, he isn’t going to the Minnesota Vikings. Not now, anyway. Maybe after the mini-camps are and his bicep is repaired. This means, for the time being, Big Daddy Drew can [...]