Posts Tagged ‘Santonio Holmes’

Santonio Holmes Picks Up Where He Left Off

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Yay!!!! The NFL is back!!! It’s on NBC and it rocks — even with unnecessary pregame concerts!!! OK, enough hyperbole, although, I was being serious about that pregame mess. I just don’t think we need recycled pop country and a pale imitation of the Black Eyed Peas — I’m sorry, but they [...]

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Imitating LeBron is Expensive (Santonio Holmes)

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

While he didn’t get penalized for using a prop, much to the chagrin of Arizona fans everywhere, Santonio Holmes is actually being punished for his LeBron James celebration after scoring the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl. Keeping with the normal NFL tradition, in order to punish Holmes, the brass went after his pocket [...]

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Santonio Holmes Loves LeBron

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Final Super Bowl thought of the day:
Um, is this not a penalty? No props during celebrations, right? 15-yard personal foul, right? Bringing up the issue: what happens if the Cardinals received a kickoff from the 15 instead of the 30? Again, this does not take anything away from Pittsburgh’s huge [...]

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MVP Holmes and the Catch

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Last night, Santonio Holmes’ game-winning catch was so impressive, important, and well, huge, it outdoes his manhood pictures that leaked a while back. That’s right, Holmes’ catch was bigger than anything going on in whatever modeling pictures he might have laying around. Santonio’s efforts secured the Super Bowl MVP award, much like those [...]

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Don’t You Have To Break The Plane?

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Perception is a funny thing. Just ask the Baltimore Ravens and the Pittsburgh Steelers. One side sees fourth and short while the other sees game-winning touchdown. Who’s right? Naturally, the Pittsburgh media sees touchdown:

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Maybe Santonio Holmes Likes Half Baked

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Pittsburgh Steelers deep threat, Santonio Holmes, is in some alleged trouble after being pulled over and found with a couple of marijuana blunts, reports PFT. The reason Holmes was pulled over to begin with? His vehicle “fit a description” of one used in another crime.
Ah. The good ole “fit the description” ploy. [...]

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