Posts Tagged ‘Tim Tebow’

Arkansas Fans Aren’t Happy with the Refs

Monday, October 19th, 2009

The Arkansas Razorbacks to a trip to Gainesville on Saturday and gave the Florida Gators all that they could handle. The Gators reward? Being number one in the first BCS Rankings poll of the season. However, did Florida get a little help from our friends who wear the zebra-striped uniforms? To [...]

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Bradford To Play, Tebow Gamtime Decision

Friday, October 9th, 2009

The two biggest mysteries heading into this weekend’s slate of college football is the status of Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford. As we eluded to earlier, Bradford is indeed going to play against Baylor tomorrow. It will be his first action since he damaged his shoulder against BYU. As for the Tebow [...]

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He Is Risen (Tim Tebow)

Monday, September 28th, 2009

For all the Florida Gators fans who were ready to immolate themselves — folks like the lady leading this post — cancel your personal emergency: Tim Tebow has been released from the hospital and is back in Gainesville. According to Urban Meyer, Tebow is doing fine and his test results were good. [...]

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No Sex For Tebow, Please

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Ladies, prepare yourselves — again. Tim Tebow is not only single, but he’s also a virgin. And guess what? He plans on staying that way until he’s married. So for those of you planning on stalking him this upcoming season, keep in mind your succubus ways probably won’t work. But [...]

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Tim Tebow = SWM

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Ladies, you might want to restrain yourself before reading any further.
Seriously.
All strapped in? Good. OK, here’s some news you might not expect: The savior of the known universe; AKA the best college football quarterback, maybe ever; AKA, supreme circumcision being; AKA, Tim Tebow is — wait for it — SINGLE. Thanks [...]

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Did Tebow 3:16 Offend?

Friday, January 9th, 2009

The legend of Tim Tebow grew exponentially last night, thanks to the verbal fellatio offered by Fox’s broadcast booth. To some, Tim Tebow might be the savior of the human race, all because he’s a great college football player, and a seemingly stand-up guy … Although, the “greatest human being alive” meme being offered [...]

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