Pittsburgh Steelers deep threat, Santonio Holmes, is in some alleged trouble after being pulled over and found with a couple of marijuana blunts, reports PFT. The reason Holmes was pulled over to begin with? His vehicle “fit a description” of one used in another crime.
Ah. The good ole “fit the description” ploy. [...]

Denver Nuggets main man Carmelo Anthony got himself into a little trouble by mixing alcohol and motor vehicles and our find friends at The Smoking Gun were kind enough to find `Melo’s mug shot and all the defiance it offers:

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He, um, doesn’t look like he’s getting a whole lot of satisfaction from his [...]